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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:14 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:14 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:14 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:15 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:15 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:15 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:16 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:16 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so
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Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:17 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:18 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly
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Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:18 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes.
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:20 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:20 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:21 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:22 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Romar on Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:38 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:50 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:05 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:43 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:30 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No
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Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:32 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found.
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Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:34 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
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Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:36 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

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Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:37 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:40 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel
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Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:43 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:48 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to



(I was searching for "barrel roll")
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Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:55 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews.

(I'm fully aware of that.)
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Post by Dominik on Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:03 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised
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Post by Brent on Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:54 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad
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