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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:28 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear.
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:10 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:19 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:11 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:18 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises!
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:41 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:26 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough;
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:48 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:53 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:57 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:02 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school!
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:05 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:09 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:11 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:29 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them.
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:12 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:10 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:47 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:01 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC.
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:09 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:18 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:40 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:18 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:52 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when
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Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:45 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a
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Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:47 am

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking
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Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:50 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn
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Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:52 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more
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Post by Brent on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:52 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets!
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Post by Dominik on Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:53 pm

One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.

They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.

However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.

The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.

Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.

Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets! Tits! The end.
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