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Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin
Romar- Posts : 78
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Location : In Chuck Norris's Beard.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated.
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it.
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out,
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out,
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse.
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny,
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny,
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face.
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children.
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity,
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity,
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile,
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile,
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again.
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways,
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways,
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer
Alyssa- Posts : 104
Join date : 2010-03-18
Age : 31
Location : Stalking Jermany
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