Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell.

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't.

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame.

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the

(go on IRC if you have time)

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up

(bah, I'm going to sleep once I finish reading about America's bloated military budget anyways)

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen hawking to

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless,

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton.

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked