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Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear.
Brent- Posts : 393
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Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises!
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises!
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough;
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough;
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school!
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school!
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them.
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC.
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets!
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets!
Brent- Posts : 393
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In your base, killing your dudes.
Re: Three Word Story
One day Romar found a broodmother which he decided was very sexy. However, love was impossible, since she devoured him completely. The world rejoiced for Jesus returned and smote the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Brent felt aroused by this sexy turn of events and masturbated for several weeks. Dom realized this would halt progress on the Soviet revolution, so he became a Nazi to murder little Jewish prostitutes. Meanwhile Brent had realized masturbation leads to many kitten deaths and decided to masturbate more, because Ann Coulter was watching. Dom felt jealous so he joined the KKK to become more respected. Unfortunately for him, they no longer accepted white people which thoroughly confused the wizards from Buckingham Palace who unleashed 300 Spartans into the depths of Romar's basement.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets! Tits! The end.
They killed his parents then lost the war because Techno-Viking felt Dom's wooden horse and turned slightly more gay. All of a sudden, brood mother regurgitated Romar's lifeless body and raped Brent's eye socket. Dom thought it was very entertaining and joined in. Eventually, after they died from syphilis, a Chinese prostitute came in and murdered Brent. This tore open the Earth killing Alyssa, but a necrophiliac came to her corpse and began to meditate while stroking her gigantic scrotum.
However, the evil Emperor Palpatine and his army of /b/tards killed Obama and installed a junta which Luke Skywalker defeated but was promptly reinstated with children being eaten by the game. Meanwhile, Princess Leia was decapitated by a spoon from the hand of Darth Vader in the anus of Dominik, which he washed monthly. However, due to the washing, he contracted Romar Disease which crippled his brain horribly. This was discovered to help him save the economy from Brent. Dustin was promptly assassinated. We don't know by whom, but Dom did it. Upon finding out, Brent morphed into a decaying corpse. This smelled funny, because Barbara Bush shat on Romar's face. Regardless, a nuclear war killed all the naked terrorists with their small, innocent, defenseless children. Seizing the opportunity, Alyssa ate their faces right off their asses. Meanwhile, Romar's raped corpse came to life but died again. THE GAME. Anyways, Alyssa shot Brent for losing the keys to their intense space lazer but was soon distracted by a butterly fluttering around. She proceeded to get hit by a space shuttle launched from the former Soviet Union. It crashed into Washington and killed all Mexicans which caused an economic boom. However, burritos became a new delicacy in South Africa. Meanwhile, Brent's body was discovered by Ann Coulter who vigourously did the futterwagon over the Golden Gate Bridge while cawing like a dying parakeet in a vagina.
The remains of Brooklyn were claimed by a newly discovered alien race which had come to eat our babies. One such baby rallied the people in a communist rebellion, which gave people herpes. They cried in anger and ate chicken. However, the chicken wasn't cooked, so they got Salmonella and died horribly of their herpes. A necromancer then came upon them and did naughty things with their game. Soon after The Game ended, everybody committed suicide because their lives became utterly pointless. No survivors were found. They hid well.
Eventually, the Chancellor of Nazi Germany, did a barrel and got splinters leading Heinrich Himmler to begin killing Jews. When he realised this was bad, he continued anyway. Dom, the Chancellor's divine overlord, smote chicken caesar salads because it pissed on his mom. Also, Brent died. On the third funeral bingo table, Dustin was raped by a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros was also his mother. This odd situation was very sexy except it wasn't. Except for Dustin. Then he died. Because of smoking. Also, Hugo Chavez invaded his anus.
Anyways, this story is getting really long and is loading rather quickly, usually. However, it still should be shortened by locking this or not copying Dominik's awesomeness by raping his ear. Fucking midgets! How I love to stick wooden objects up their penises! However, one must be very rough; otherwise, bad things will happen to their scrotums. Enough; get to school! Except what really matters is how to eat bananas without peeling them. Also, niggers, thousands of them! In Harlem, particularly, because they like KFC. Racism is so underrated; you just have to be careful about who is present when you're being a complete, unbelievable, fucking American. God damn. Suddenly, testicles- more god damn midgets! Tits! The end.
Dominik- Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-03-11
Age : 31
Location : In an open grave
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