Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in the pelvis, the

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in the pelvis, the Pope then did

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in the pelvis, the Pope then did a triple-somersault into

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in the pelvis, the Pope then did a triple-somersault into Dominik's ass hole.

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked said skeleton in the pelvis, the Pope then did a triple-somersault into Dominik's ass hole.

Dominik's struggle to

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog, he

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog, he was deeply penetrated

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However,

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race of mutated mutants

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog; he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race of mutated mutants descended from mutants

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog, he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race of mutated mutants descended from mutants killed other mutants.

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog, he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race of mutated mutants descended from mutants killed other mutants. It made an

Dominik's struggle to remain straight was overwhelmingly successful. Brent's gay-ray changed that but really didn't. Except it did. However, it didn't. After Brent fucked a dog, he was deeply penetrated by Sylvester Stallone, before being killed painfully by asshole impalement. A necromancer then died without doing anything particularly evil. Except eat Brent's man-slave, Dominik. He also died. However, a mutant race of mutated mutants descended from mutants killed other mutants. It made an interesting movie, directed