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Re: Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Post by Brent on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:40 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa
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Post by Dominik on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:41 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which
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Post by Brent on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:49 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to
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Post by Dominik on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:53 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported
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Post by Brent on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:56 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell.
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Post by Dominik on Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:59 pm

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't.
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:02 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:10 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:13 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:14 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:15 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:19 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:27 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:29 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:31 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:32 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame.
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Post by Alyssa on Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:55 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:13 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:18 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:26 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:49 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:56 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed
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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:57 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:01 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the

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Post by Brent on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:07 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up

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Post by Romar on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:09 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen hawking to
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Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:10 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless,
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Re: Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Post by Romar on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:11 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then
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Re: Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Post by Dominik on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:13 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton.
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Re: Three Word Story, Attempt #2

Post by Romar on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:14 am

Finally, the Queen invaded Antarctica in a snowmobile alongside the Kangaroo Crew, leading an army of bionic penguins wielding automatic dildos with spiky ends. They were met by mutant walruses and a battle for the ages did not occur because a volcano exploded engulfing Newfoundland, except for some guy who happened to be standing on Margaret Thatcher's mechanical breast. It was rather amusing although also a little disturbing. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer decided that gays were not tasty enough to eat for Easter brunch so he threw them into a pit. Filled with lava. And cockroaches. Suddenly, the space-time continuum functioned fucking flawlessly. Except for the nothing that didn't not teleport Alyssa to hell which caused her to not be teleported anywhere except hell. But she wasn't. On Earth, that splendid, majestic evening was ruined by the screeching of a velociraptor during anal intercourse with a horrified Asian politician who subsequently started murdering Jews in his shame. The Jewish community, which was used to this, did nothing, except steal our money. The Israeli Nazis managed to kill enough Aryans that the Jew gave up Stephen Hawking to the Mexicans. Regardless, the Pope then ate Romar's skeleton. When Dom fucked
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